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[–] Steve@communick.news 123 points 1 month ago

Knowing nothing about the situation, I can see at least couple interpretations of what this might be saying.

[–] im_just_a_gerbil@thelemmy.club 87 points 1 month ago (5 children)

katy perry has a well documented past of SAing ppl, including an 18yr old singer. drunk straight women love to SA queer women and think that they will be flattered by it. i’m not surprised

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (36 children)

Throwing a whole group of people in there with the actions of some idiots is a tiny bit rude.

Signed, a straight man who kind of likes not being treated as a rapist and murderer.

Edit: In retrospect, please ignore the second sentence. It distracts from the actual argument, and me picking an arbitrary group should not effect the validity of the first sentence.

[–] sen@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 month ago

We'll MAYBE you should have thought of that before being a straight man.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

chill

no one is treating you as a rapist and murderer theyre just saying that what was mentioned (powerful people abusing vulnerable people from vulnerable groups) is mostly a straight people thing

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[–] how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

think that they will be flattered by it. i’m not surprised

In my experience all the gay guys I knew loved getting handsy with me.

They thought they could make go gay presumably with their "incredible" technique.

Didn't work.....but jeebus the amount of having to fend them off. Not to mention the never ending commentary about how I'd be better off gay.

But I don't consign every gay man to this behaviour in the same way I don't consign hetros who rape women as if somehow all men are rapists.

[–] MartianRecon@lemmus.org 10 points 1 month ago

Can confirm. I've had way more gay men try to be handsy or to try and convince me to fuck around than I've seen the other way around.

[–] SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 12 points 1 month ago

Per Ron White, being gay is a spectrum and everyone is at least a, little gay.

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[–] beep@piefed.world 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay, but why, specifically, a dog sitting on a face? Are there more details to the event? Or, is this just an assumption?

[–] frog@feddit.uk 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Orange is the New Black star Rose accused Perry of serious sexual assault on social media recently, claiming on Threads that Perry had seen Rose 'resting' on someone's lap at a nightclub and then 'bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her'.

https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/celebrity/ruby-rose-account-katy-perry-allegations-487888-20260417

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Rose tweets: "Purposeful poop" to "bomb a petit" to a sloppy mess of writing over the top of Funkagenda..stop trying to make 'Wit..I mean "fetch" happen."

This references Perry's mission statement to make 'purposeful pop', puns on her song 'Bon Appetit', and claims 'Swish Swish' samples dance act Funkagenda. 'Wit' is a reference to Perry's album Witness, with 'fetch', of course, being a Mean Girls reference.

Even though they translated my brain still imploded. wat.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago

Jesus christ, you translated it and I still don't see how that word vomit actually comes to that.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's happening.

Fetch is finally happening.

... In basically the worst and stupidest way possible.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Could it have been any other way?

[–] m_f@discuss.online 62 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I have no idea who that is. But I love pugs.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 17 points 1 month ago

I know who Katy Perryb is, but the only Ruby Rose I know of is from RWBY.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they make nasty farts though

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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

she played batwoman

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[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Was it before or after Rose vomitted on Perry?

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

If I understand correctly....Rose way laying on a couch because she didn't feel well. Perry came up and sat on her face. As a result, Rose projectile vomited, likely due to intoxication as well as having an unfamiliar vag shoved in her face. (allegedly)

[–] HeroicBillyBishop@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

And our boi Justin might be getting in on that

Sophie must be PISSED

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