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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon plays Metro 2033 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ha, dude bought a macbook at the end. Scammed twice in one Greentext.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah, now he can work all day on battery instead of having to carry around a charger because the shitty ass laptop is out of battery in 2 hours somehow, depite being much slower than the macbook

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Cheerleading for brands is cringe

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've never met an Applesexual before.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Never met a peach sexual before

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Try hentai sites

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Far cry 4, wait when bad guy said to wait for him. Ending credits play.

[–] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wasn't that 3?

[–] Poiar@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago

It's 4

3 was Vas. He hated you.

4 was the flamboyant guy. He actually liked you at the beginning, and you betray his trust by jumping out the window