Is it sad that I read the title, face slapped, but otherwise considered it a genuine quote without hesitation.
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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The headline could have been anything, and I would still have to check for satire. The old leather purse has no brain.
I mean, presumably the worm left something... Hard to tell sometimes...
Sounds a bit like the start of an aggressive statement. Instead of “I came here to kick some ass and chew some gum, and I’m all out of gum.”
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Is he one step away from becoming a human hotdog?
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