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[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 8 points 3 weeks ago

Is it sad that I read the title, face slapped, but otherwise considered it a genuine quote without hesitation.

[–] walden@wetshav.ing 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The headline could have been anything, and I would still have to check for satire. The old leather purse has no brain.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, presumably the worm left something... Hard to tell sometimes...

[–] calliope@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds a bit like the start of an aggressive statement. Instead of “I came here to kick some ass and chew some gum, and I’m all out of gum.”

“I am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer and BOY AM I HUNGRY FOR ANIMAL PENIS” - RFK Jr

This got Poison by Young Scrolls stuck in my head this morning. 🎵Powdered deer penis🎶

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

Is he one step away from becoming a human hotdog?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago