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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But he did eat a meal, a succulent Chinese meal

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He tried to, until the fuzz busted in

[–] betahack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

and grabbed his penis

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

You wanna know who is on record for hosting a birthday party celebration for Hitler?

spoilerSame guy idiot.

[–] muxika@piefed.muxika.org 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is it just me, or does this pic get you in the mood for Chinese food? I'm being deadly serious.

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Not just you, I could sure go for a succulent Chinese meal right about now

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

THIS

IS DEMOCRACY

MANIFEST

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!!!!

[–] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And you, sir, are you ready to receive my

L I M P

P E N I S?

[–] Janx@piefed.social 37 points 1 day ago

Are they waiting to receive his limp penis?

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Also big proponent of democracy.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Watched a video about the guys life a while ago.. dude had a wild ride.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Am I supposed to know who that is? I do not.

[–] AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jack Karlson, notorious Aussie conman who delivered one of the greatest arrest speeches of all time.

Jack Karlson Arrest Video

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

That clip only shows part of the true magnificence, try this one:

https://youtu.be/PeihcfYft9w

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Lol thank you for enlightening me