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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh great. The refinery in Corio is on fire, that's just what we need right now.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The everybody out safe part is good, the rest not so much

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

I hope they extend the free public transport

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

this has been happening a bit globally, hasn't it?

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

I believe most of the other such incidents are deliberate, so to speak. I suspect this was either a genuine accident or worn out equipment failure. The Corio refinery has been there a long time.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I didnโ€™t know Australia has only two oil refineries

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Funnily enough the bp across the road (quite literally) is usually the most expensive petrol in geelong.

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

That's because also across the road is Geelong Grammar - and the BP there is skinning the parents for their hide & tallow. I approve of this.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Something a little.... refined please. Preferably a touch oily.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿก๐Ÿซ•

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

some not too hot lemon and honey drink please

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

^๐Ÿ”ฅ^๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿฏ

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A bowl of soup for all the sicklings and a spray of Glen 20 for everyone else please.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Breakfast burrito with beans and hot sauce please

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All the heart stuff was caused by the nicotine spray I've been using to quit smoking. Doesn't go well with the adhd medication.

Jesus fucking christ

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Ugh. So snotty

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

bad sore throat, back to bed

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Dog has gingivitis and a wobbly tooth. ๐Ÿ˜ธ

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Mr Woof sends his commiserations. He had to have 16 teeth removed a few years ago and spent the next week with a cone on his head and totally out of it due to a Fentanyl patch. He's hoping your dog's problems are not as severe, but wants to reasure him that even if it is things will work out ok.

At least I think that's what he's saying, it might actually be "are we walking today or should I go back to bed?" My canine translation skills are not always perfect.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Looks like a lot of us have nose & throat issues today - ears not so much or you're all keeping quiet about it.

Am providing broad spectrum healing vibes across the DT. And some โ›ฝ for @rustyraven.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Ears was last week, it's back to just sinuses currently. Who needs to breathe anyway?

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

For some unknown reason I avoided it when it entered my household last week. May have been the overuse of Glen 20 on all contactable surfaces or my womanly powers. I do have a slight tight throat but I believe that's due to a high pollen count.

I hope everyone has a speedy recovery. โค๏ธ

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Thank you! Head cold and pantry moths all in one week for me. Very exciting

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Thank you. Itโ€™s a challenging time

Thank you Witchy ๐Ÿ™

Checking in with an ear infection :D

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

thank you

also, had a sore ear yesterday, that seems to have gotten better

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bottom Racer, your chili powder smells amazing! Like tomatoes on the vine and rich veggie garden scents.

I tasted a little bit and burned a hole through my tongue. 10/10! Thank you!

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Eee most welcome :)

I can't feel my hands or face 2 days on making that so that means hawt.

This may well be my second last late shift. My manager is back from leave on Monday so she can provide my reference, and then hopefully new role will start shortly thereafter. I sure as shit hope so. I hate this constant changing of my work hours week to week so much

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

I was able to pair my phone to the JBL today all by myself and now I can turn it up and down using my watch. Instructions are worth reading. Feeling very tech savvy today. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Lunch break from work. All I want is a nap

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Holiday almost over, spent most of it feeling ick but not properly unwell. Grand renovation and craft plans totally flew out the window. I did achieve some minor gardening (which the possums promptly ate), three Lego sets, and some messing about with chocolate. 'Twill do.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Be sure to talk to someone and get that annual leave switched over to sick leave

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Oh I would if properly sick, even though the forms are a migraine in themselves

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

there are at least dozen swifts flying around my balcony really close by, swooping, darting, doing loops and rolls, obviously catching flying bugs

beautiful ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Suffering from success because I bought some magnetic cables where you leave a plug in your phone and the cable snaps to that instead of needing to plug it in. But the vacuum phone's battery lasts so long and charges so fast I feel like I've hardly had a chance to use it.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I have one of those but it's not for my phone.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ahem... I believe i have one of those too. Also not for phone....

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I was wondering if I should say my phone is now living that plugged 24/7 life but thought it might be too off-colour. Thank you for going there first

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

I'm a woman. I should also get there first.

You're welcome.

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

My sinuses are...problematic

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[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Marge... ๐ŸŒง ๐ŸŒ‚

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow, where did that come from?!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

we had lightening really close, the floor shook!

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 months ago

Take me down to Sammycat city where the tails are long and them butts are wiggly

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