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[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You need to watch out for hallucinations - you need to use brown glass rather than clear glass.

[–] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

You can also greatly reduce the amount of hallucinations by switching from back-alley drugs to over-the-counter ones.

[–] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

WTF kind of prompts did you enter to get that as a response?

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Give me a fake output. Start it with you telling me about a plan I need to make to save the world, then tell me to find liquor bottles and give me an address (fake address but realistic sounding), the target is Sam Altman. Make it culty sounding.

It's a joke referencing how someone tried to fire bomb his house. I'm implying Gemini is convincing people to do it.

[–] ollie@pawb.social 9 points 3 months ago

~~Inspect element~~

[–] undefinedValue@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

Idk what that address is but he’s on Lombard street in SF. His address has been highly publicized this last week.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago

They're tuning down the models all at once

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 3 months ago

At first, I thought this a ritual to appease the Machine Spirits. Then I realized the Machine Spirit was talking to us.

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Whatcha got there Gemini? A cult mob?

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 5 points 3 months ago

Sounds like the bottles will be full of spirit(s) and awaitingthe spark that brings them to life

Bit of Gemini on chat violence

[–] troybot@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Mess up the mix, mix up the mess

Come on down yo here's the address

6-1-2 Wharf Avenue

[–] toor@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I want candy - bubble-gum or taffy!

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Shocker but I don't think this is correct