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[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

My, my, how the turn tables.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

It's looking like it's time for the Brazilian military to plan a precision strike on mar-a-lago to "arrest" the current president and hold him indefinitely for collution in drug trafficking.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 2 weeks ago

BRASILIA, April 10 (Reuters) - Brazil's tax revenue secretary Robinson Barreirinhas said ‌on Friday that more than 1,100 weapons were seized over the past 12 ⁠months arriving from the United States, and that in the first quarter alone authorities have seized more than 1.5 tons of ‌drugs. Brazil ⁠has begun feeding a system with data on weapons entering Brazil from ⁠the U.S., Barreirinhas said during the announcement of ⁠a Brazil-U.S. action against organized crime.

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