Bird is into fitness.
Fitness this whole animal in his mouth.
this post was submitted on 10 Apr 2026
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Drop this:
- Fitness whole animal in his mouth.
Bonus points for saying thang
*Fitness whole thang in yo mouth.
That way it sounds like the whole thing is spoken in the accent fitness was in.
Duly noted.
"fitness this" is actually hilarious
Birds also generally eat a significant amount.
Relative to their body weight
Hence all the shit.
So much shit
Fuckin government poop machines
Can confirm. My ducks are stomachs with legs.
Bro forgot he wasn't T-rex no more.
I am pelican
I will see if you are food
By chomping your butt
but if i do it, it's sexual harassment :(
I am eating as a sparrow - one third of its bodyweight daily.
so does it shit one third of its body weight dailt too?
Nah, it processes most of it into fuel with which to fly in cool murmurations.
Until it spots a newly washed black car, of course.
As someone who has sparrows nesting at their house: It sure seems like they do.
Friend pelican!
pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
Bird is hungry, yo!
Is this a white pelican?
Nope, it's clearly blue.
Is this about the dress? 😸
Like, White Pelican, not white pelican... I ask because it doesn't have the dark wing feathers, and I've never seen that. After searching, it might be a Great White Pelican not an American White Pelican.
... Though it's definitle great, even if it's not Great.