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[–] Visstix@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If only there was an easier way of playing pokemon on location. Guess I'll have to hope to win the lottery

[–] Shadow_Glider@piefed.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If only Pokemon could go places... shame that's impossible

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Who could ever invent such wondrous technology?

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I know this is just a shit post so I'm not taking it seriously just more using it as a tangent to talk about something that's been rooting around in my brain for a while.

I have always lived below my means. If I want something I write it down and then if I still want it in a month I'll think about it but the most important thing to me is that if I buy something I'll actually use it.

If I won the lottery I don't think my life would change that much. I know everyone says this but I really mean it. I would probably just donate it.

I simply do not need more money and there are so many people that could really use that money to feed themselves, to clothe themselves. Maybe it's easier to say now but I don't think so.

I've always had the money to buy a car, hell, at some points I've had enough to do it in cash but I've always taken the bus.

I like to maintain a certain amount of capital for a rainy day but if my needs are taken care of and I can reasonably be assured that nothing's going to happen to me I've donated any extra to my local food bank.

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'd instantly take it since work just sucks. Not quitting my job would be some huge Münchhausen move. And I think eveyone who can should do this for their own mental health, for the sake of humanity

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Using Kyogre for Surf?! This guy must be rich!

[–] Anivia@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Surf was goated for double battles in Gen 3

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

oh what, do poors reserve him for hydropump? with only 5 uses and a miss chance? grow up

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you have Super Monkey Ball for the Nintendo GameCube?

[–] Noctuae@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

You can probably buy a 20 year old non-retro game system and a toy boat without winning the lottery.