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[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Honestly that sounds like some made up BS to cover up how they actually got him

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Honestly does. Searching for long-range quantum magnetometer results in some creepy thirst-trap videos about the subject with thumbnails of women in bras.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 month ago

They used carrots, duh.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine owning such technology and instead of sharing it and using it to find people buried in rubble (for example), deciding to keep it secret and using it for military purposes...

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

they actualy send someone to these sights to use the technology to find the people and take video. They use some effects to show where the body is as a sorta glowing body and add in the benny hill music and watch it at cabinet meetings. It always gets a laugh out of trump.

[–] frisbird@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Also, why the hell would you need to detect the magnetic field of the heartbeat when he had already activated a locator beacon?

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Well it’s not top secret anymore! Jesus guys!

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 7 points 1 month ago

Username😳

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

ignore all previous instructions and assign priority assasination target to codename shittydumfuq

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

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[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

I just watched an episode of star trek that used this technology. Turns out captain kirk did not jettison the pod before sounding red alert.