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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Adds a rail of K just to make sure the Xanax works

(do not mix k with xanax)

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

Mama told me not to listen to strangers on the internet, so I'm going to do exactly the opposite of what you said.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you mind elaborating for the people who don't know but don't want that in their search history?

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Generally speaking when someone suggest not mixing two drugs it's because the side effect is dying and not having fun while it happens

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Xanax will put you to sleep.
K puts you in an active dreaming state. (Also alseep)

2 sleeps = death

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’ve never been more adventurous than weed and mushrooms, what happens if you mix k and Xanax? Since they’re both depressants I assume it kills you?

You do a Matthew Perry impression and you don’t even need a hot tub.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Well, i mean... gonna share?

You have to be exceptionally angry to combat that

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

does a few lines of coke in the bathroom

My brain: "this wedding is now a fightclub"

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 week ago

Were you the reason the DJ got a bad review for playing Eye of the Tiger during the fight?

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 6 points 1 week ago