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[–] MrBadApple@fedinsfw.app 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

New meaning to basic bitch

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

lol wtf...

portugal has gone plaid - what is that, base or acid?

[–] CySec53@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Acid, it will dissolve your dick

Free bottom surgery

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I prefer a temperate vagina.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Shit, Europe stole Hawaii

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I seriously doubt that chart. Normal vaginal PH is somewhere between 3.8 and 4.5. Anything outside this range would cause sime rather serious issues...

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

A shitpost? In a shitposting community? Unbelievable

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

(this does not have a source and is likely false, check the community, people)

Great postal defecation.

Wow, Slavic girls, ya basic.

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where were you when Iceland just decided to pack up and leave

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

In Maui, unfortunately.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Why is there a tartan over Portugal?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Source? Is no lactobacillus growing at all in colder countries? pH of 12 is insane

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

can lactobacalus grow in battery acid?

i don't think these numbers are accurate

[–] EngineX@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They are not, it's a shitpost you can also see the different fonts in the title btw.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

are you saying my pp doesn't get dissolved by a hooha

what's the point of sex then

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 week ago

The normal pH is acidic, so eventually it would.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Nobody is asking you to believe the science. It's your funeral.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

In communist russia, pussies destroy your dick?

[–] dlsloop@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

As you can see, vaginal pH roughly correlates to distance from the equator, with pH increasing as you move away from the equator. In this essay...

Foamy scissors.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

how does one apply for the job of taking samples to test ?

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Sounds strange perhaps, but I can honestly taste the difference.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Thought this was c/cartographyanarchy for a second.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world -4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Always knew Spain and Italy got that basic pussy smh

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Wrong. That’s acidic. Blue is basic on this chart.