He didn't fuck around and found out
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2024
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It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.
Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier
It's almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives
Lmao. So his logic was
my wife is too ugly to fuck
He deserves the divorce, good for her.
There are a lot of 40+ women on dating apps.
Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy
It could have been fine if he didn't have a "change the rules because I'm losing" mentality.
My wife and I are doing a semi open thing too. It works for us because we aren't into all the same things and recognize that we would be more fulfilled
There's nothing wrong with open relationships for as long as both parties feel comfortable about it and what it entails for each side (including the other, well, finding partners).
When it becomes a shitshow of toxic masculinity, this really becomes an issue.
LOL, 40-50yo women can be hot as hell. I'd post some pics of the girls I've dated in the last few years, but not without permission, wouldn't ask. That would be both tacky and shitty. Let's just say they're neither fat nor frumpy. Last 4, including my wife, are 52, thin, feminine, smooth, stylish and fuck like wild animals. They know what they want and aren't afraid of anything. My wife looks like the Asian anime chicks all these fuckers post fantasy pics of. (Except she's not a child. 🤷🏻♂️)
40-yo uncle? I may be short and scrawny, but I got all my hair and teeth, non-fat. Suddenly my "market share" spiked at middle age. LOL, imagine the attitude of some loser banking on "sexual market value". Fat fuck with a receding hairline but not enough balls to shave it off.
tl;dr: Got stuffed in trash cans in high school. Literally. Got a fantasy wife now. Hang in there guys. Take care of yourself and be a good person. You'll make it someday.
EDIT: I should note; I ain't rich, in case anyone wants to play that card on me.
Bruh this reads like it was written by a 15 year old.