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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And sometimes it’s a hot air balloon.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It was always the balloon for me. Never seen the house.

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Depends on the brand that made the autorefractor

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nidek uses the hot air balloon. Topcon uses the house on the prairie.

I am not sure if it's exclusive to either brand though. Both are Japanese manufacturers.

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 0 points 11 months ago

I think Zeiss also uses the house. And Nikon if I remember right?

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It was (and is) always the house for me. Never seen the balloon.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Actually they are the same picture of a cat, and your eyesight is just much worse than you thought.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Foregone_Premise@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I hate this test, never get used to it. Sort of a two for flinching kind of thing.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate the one where they photograph your retina with a bright flash

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate the one where they wait a random time period then puff your eye with air

[–] linux2647@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago

I feel like I always have to apologize to the tech because I hate the sure thing so much. My eyelids preemptively want to close because they know what’s coming

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 1 year ago

Am I supposed to be able to read the address on the house?

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Zoomed in so you don't have to

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

If you wore glasses, you'd get it. It's an almost universal image shown inside of a glaucoma test device, which puffs a quick burst of air into your eye. It doesn't really hurt, but it startles you and initiates your blink reflex and causes your eye to water. The blink reflex part is the kicker, though, because blinking before the test is done will invalidate the test and they'll have to do it again. I've sat there upwards of six times through this torture device. Lately, though, my eye doctors use a bump test after putting numbing drops in the eye. I think it's probably more accurate, and it doesn't initiate a blink reflex like the puff test does.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe get your eyes checked?

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Before i read the other comments I thought you were just being sarcastic and slightly aggressive. Lol

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Took me long enough. Thought it was like the fancy pooh bear meme or something.

Glasses can’t be that bad though right? This looks more like a scope.

Edit: oh shit, I still didn’t get it

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess this checks out. I have no clue, and 20/15 vision 🤷‍♂️

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Theres an eye exam test where you align images. Sometimes its a farmhouse and sometimes a hot air balloon.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why I didn't get it, it's always the hot air balloon for me.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

Dude your mom’s always a hot air balloon for me

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I got LASIK when I was 19. Doctor at the time was like "You may want to hold off since you're still growing." I said "What do you know doc, shut up and slice me!"

So imagine my surprise when I'm going to get glasses 12 years later, and they've now got all these fancy machines doing shit. My eye appointments in my teens were dark room, eye drops to dillate, read some letters, then the thing with the lenses "which is better, 1 or 2?"

Now you go in and hit machine after machine after machine, and that house/balloon decides when it's clear for you. Really incredible shit.

[–] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's an autorefractor machine and it's not exactly accurate (they over-correct a lot), nor is it legal or ethical to prescribe a medical ophthalmic device with it alone. You need subjective refraction done by an eye doctor so you can get the best lenses that you need. Also you could possibly need prisms for any tropia.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

Oh sure, yeah we end up going in the room and doing what I assume is subjective refraction, based off my understanding of the English language, but it seems like the machine kinda narrows down the starting window, that's my layman vibe. You seem like you are more than a layman and I appreciate your input.

I have asthigmastism. My daughter likes prisms, but those are rocks.

Back to the subjective refraction, sometimes I can't decide between 1 and 2. And yeah we go to 3 and 3 is shit, and so we are back to 1 and 2, and it's a stalemate.

Overall, I like going to the eye doctor. They are the antithesis of dentists as far as the doctor world goes.

[–] isar@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

A C F H K G X (I’m sure if I say random letters I’ll at least get some right!) - Sir this is a house, the letter test comes later…

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

I would have known if you used the hot air balloon picture instead.