Kegseth looks like a toddler angrily shitting his pants in this picture.
this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2026
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Why two red and one blue tie?! Why the spacing?! I hate this picture! Lol.
the spacing is because trump smells like shit
They look like Trump told them to look as short as possible.
They also asked him to stand a little further away so they didn't have to smell him.
For guys that are obsessed by "being alpha" and "showing might", they really have shit postures.
Why do they all look like 3rd graders that are being forced to put on suits and take a photo?
But mom I want to wear shorts and wreck economies
They all look like they are holding their shits.
Donald looks like he let his go
Vance is supposedly 6'2" and he looks like he is towering over Trumps supposed 6'3"
Trump's a lot older than Vance. Maybe he was 6'3" once and has settled enough to bring him down to 6'1" but still says his full height.
trump was never 6'3", just like hes never been under 300lbs like he claims.
I'm just imagining a shot from a 50 cal rifle entering from the right and exiting from the left.
The Stooges had to be smart enough to play dumb.
These guys are dumb trying to play smart.
It only works one way.
A few of the dumbest criminals in the world! I'm not entirely sure if Just Dance can be implemented in any grand scale crime these other doofus fucks are committing, but I'm sure he's got more than a few skeletons in his closet. He's the biggest sellout to a weird sex predator cult ever.
It feels like they themselves are stuck in a position they can't handle, don't know shit about, but they just try to manage while saving face (or just not become poor? Idk what the motivation is off these types of... Organisms).
The US truly is a miraculous place that something like this can happen.
They're motivated by narcissism. That's pretty much it.
Don't forget the absolutely unrestrained greed
Hegseth has some child bearing hips
2.75 more years of this shit.
it's not like your country is going to magically self-fix after that time
Just knowing its 2029 until this ends feels actually scary. Trump can do a lot of damage in that time.
Im hoping he gets health problems before that, but Satan tends to keep his own alive.
That just means we get jd for the rest of the term and he's clearly just as much of an idiot as Trump, just a bit less demented
If you think you'll able to wait this out, you might be surprised.
Or it might not matter when I'm dead or jailed or burnt. Whatever they are planning to do with us citizens.
This photo composition vaguely feels like it’s meant to reference chess somehow, and good lord it feels clumsy. On SO many levels.
Their stances are so wrong, like the two on the right are mimicking Trump, who can’t help his stance.
And the spacing. So weird and unnatural. And so many more issues. This is nephew art, not White House level composition.
Yeah the arms hanging out to the side like Cartman
Trump’s tie is blue, – do republican presidents tend to wear blue ties?
What’s up with the weird balance in this photo? It’s as subtle as being smacked in the face with a fish.
Strong, tough dudes who, unfortunately, suffer from ILS.
What’s ILS?
Irritable Labia Syndrome?
Invisible lat syndrome.
Ahhh, skipping leg day
Back. They push the arms out.
Think the underarm wings on a body builder.
And the spacing. So weird and unnatural.
Why? It's completely natural that people tend to distance themselves from anything that smells like decomposition and rot.
Is this the chess they're referencing
~~Curly~~ Shemp
Shemp was an OG, though, and he gets/got so much hate. :(
They called him the ugliest man in Hollywood. :(
He was their brother. :(
They look so sad. Did mommy say they can't have ice cream before dinner?
Shoes with lift insoles.
Wearing heels causes you to hold your butt poking out.
Once you increase the heel size by more that 1.5" or so, your center of gravity shifts forcing you stand with an awkward hunched over, forward lean.
This is why these idiot look like they've shit their pants.
Russian funded supporters and Christian Nationalist nutters.
I’m trying to think but nothing happens!
Not even the real 3rd Stooge. He got to be the sad replacement.
Only 3 shots to make so many things so much better. I suppose 1 under ideal circumstances? I'm no ballistics expert.
Successors to Sleepy Joe? :P