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[–] bellly@sopuli.xyz 94 points 2 months ago

Everything reminds me of him 😔

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

need to update username to "Snake-Glazed Garlic"

[–] UnGlazedGarlic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

just be glad I didn't mention the snake poop

[–] python@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Man, tub keeping seriously needs to die :/ Lil guy doesn't even have a hide

[–] UnGlazedGarlic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

isn't that just a temporary thing? so you can clean all the shit and semen. who the fuck keeps a snake in just a tub normally?

[–] python@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Sadly it's the norm :/ Snakes are hardy, so they survive a setup like that, and breeders don't really need more than survival and reproduction.
Go on basically any youtube video of a snake breeder showing off their collection and you'll see a rack setup much like in the OOP. Here's a random one for example: https://youtu.be/tttKKfwUFyo?is=0iauvfd4xdLhQAmY

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

The funniest part of this video for me is that one of my neighbors growing up did in fact get arrested for breeding illegal reptiles.

[–] IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That gave me the idea to lay down cheap paper in my apartment by the computer desk.

[–] romanticremedy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My body is a machine that turns food into poop

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So judgmental. He's doing his best okay

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Those snakes sell for like $800

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How much to just rent one for a bit?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

800 as well.

It is the price for the antidote

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

What a life…

[–] zedgeist@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That is a very pretty snake, but most snakes with heads of that shape are not very.. friendly

[–] thadah@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Hey, we don't kinkshame here

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

The life of a gigolo