what? I thought Vance was hetro-sectional
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Pretty sure he’s bi-sectional
I don't understand what the couch is trying to say.
When you change nobody or to and believes you.
Jokes aside it's referring to people who don't believe in bisexuality. Changing "Men OR women" to "men AND women"
Pretty sure it's saying JD Vance AND Peter Thiel fucked on that couch.
Fucked AND that couch
Everything about this image makes me feel uncomfortable.
The couch said he had an affair with the side table!
That's his side piece.
Fuck that reddit silver. Here's some Lemmy gold.
EDIT: OC, not AI gen. I spent way too much time on GIMP making this thing when I should have been working.
Bet that wasn't even silver. Probably tin.
i found it under the couch okay!?
I mean, it did make me giggle. And I did maybe steal it. lol
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AI generated?
Don't question your existence like that, friend.
Seriously, no clue. Someone posted it in the great rexxit a couple of years ago and I've kept it handy ever since.
Thank you. I saw it years ago around then and have been looking for it for so long.
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How can you mint a commemorative Lemmy coin and not include his Cocoa Puffs?
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I didn't know JD Vance identifies as bi, but I still assumed they fucked at some point.
He does not identify as bi.
As with the whole couch meme, we’re just conjuring things out of nowhere by saying them online.
Denial doesn’t work here, JD.
Then how about this: speaking on behalf of bisexual men everywhere: we don’t want him, and we don’t appreciate him being made a member of our group as a joke.
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I always wondered when Thiel topped Vance, did he force JD to wear makeup?
Maybe hr said he looked so good in his eye liner and the compliment has guided his hand every morning.
Yeah, JD bottomed. No doubt.
Hey now, all genders and sexual orientations can enjoy being in drag.
Unless this is referring to something else.
he's stated that as a child he once thought he was gay, or at the very least attracted to men.
I really don't care cause him being in the closet is just another example of his weakness/dishonesty and gayness isn't wicked (while the rest of him certainly is), but... that man is still gay and his eyeshadow and the way he interacts with his wife scream it. Lavender marriages have been a thing for a while. 🤷
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Fake news Thiel ain't a couch.
Are you sure about that?
thiel perfers them YOUNGER and a model, of course and only to the point they start causing problems for him,
I get all my news from memes ✨ 💅✨
JD is fully closeted, and thiel is still down low, dont think hes truley out.
Peter Thiel is openly gay lol
I don't get it. Who are these normies who give one single fuck about JD Vance? To be clear, MAGA are not normies.
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JD is bi? Is that why he likes to fuck couches?
These dudes will fuck anything as long as it doesn't consent.
I can't get past this guy having his sword on his left side.
That's your shield arm silly, how are you gonna grab that?
Same way he drew the axe that's floating in the air by his left hand. I assume he's telekinetic.
Lol, I think he's dropping the axe — but at the very least an axe makes sense to be on the same side as your swinging arm.
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