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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dogs are sentient. Maybe they mean sapient?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

One of the most common incorrectly used words and a pet peeve of mine. Star Trek certainly hasn't helped!

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I guess we all make mistakes Mr. “Once of”

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We do, and thanks for the correction, but this isn't a typo, it's the complete misuse of a word.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Haha sorry, I was just joking, definitely agree with you

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

¿Soy lent?

[–] lasta@piefed.world 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The funniest part of this is the poster suggesting that dogs are not sentient.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Dogs are sentient, except that one

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

My dog loves chocolate I give him a bit every time I eat it.

[–] Curious_Canid@piefed.ca 16 points 2 months ago

Chocolate is poisonous to dogs! They usually love to eat it, but enough will kill them.

Please, for the sake of your dog, check with your vet for details.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once my dog ate an entire bag of dove chocolate from the pantry when we were out.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I can do that easily.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My cats fave food is onion rings

(Don’t feed your cats onions)

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah well mine’s an alcoholic, so.

Alcoholic cats aren't too bad as long as they stay away from the coke or meth.

[–] AffineConnection@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One time, I was sleep deprived for days, and I hallucinated gemstones on the ground.