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My dog loves chocolate I give him a bit every time I eat it.
Chocolate is poisonous to dogs! They usually love to eat it, but enough will kill them.
Please, for the sake of your dog, check with your vet for details.
Once my dog ate an entire bag of dove chocolate from the pantry when we were out.
I can do that easily.
My cats fave food is onion rings
(Don’t feed your cats onions)
My cat is a vegan.
Yeah well mine’s an alcoholic, so.
Alcoholic cats aren't too bad as long as they stay away from the coke or meth.