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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That coworker has more demons than you.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 11 points 5 months ago

Can confirm. Source: I am that co-worker

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Agreed. That cheeriness could be a mask built from trauma. That's what mine is, at least.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They aren't always happy. They are always happy to see you.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 months ago

My super power is I can be both these characters at the same time.

[–] teft@piefed.social 3 points 5 months ago

I have a friend like this. He’s wakes up super early, like 5 am, and texts me to go ride bikes. Like dude, i’m still sleeping for 3 more hours. Text me when the sun comes up.

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Some peoples brains dont work 24/7 and they just live in ignorance. Work, go home, watch TV. It actually seems nice sometimes, stupid and happy!

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I just grunt at them.

At first they laughed. Now they know that that's really all they're getting out of me.