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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Im not religious anymore…

…but the Bible literally predicted this.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude REALLY wants to be the anti-Christ, and the "Christians" that put him in office want that too. They think they'll be rewarded for putting their fellow humans(& the planet) through hell, and bringing on the end-of-days sooner, rather than later.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Bible says there will be many antichrists. Anyone who contradicts Jesus' teachings, or misrepresents or misunderstands are antichrists. That would include misogynistic apostles. (1 John 2:18)

Hard agree, but I'm not here to argue against entire denominations. I personally despise any organization/religion above the Congregation level.

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a former Christian, It's been SO hard keeping my non-faith while actively living at the same time as the Anti-Christ.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 0 points 1 year ago

1 John 2:18

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

I’m agnostic as American Christians are pure evil but there’s a lot going on now that lines up with warnings issued in their book

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[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Again, this fully convinces me he definitely did NOT order the assassination of the pope.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

he had vance reap the popes soul.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

These people fixate on the weirdest shit. People like my mom that lives in rural Oklahoma thinks ms13 is gonna kidnap one of her grandkids cause of these idiots. I can't even fight it anymore, some people WANT to live in fear

[–] Kookie215@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (14 children)

If Obama had made a stupid meme dressed as the pope, "Christians" would have burned the White House to the ground, it would have literally started a war. Its absolutely INSANE to me how much this man gets away with. He's right, you really can do anything when you're rich.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

*Catholics

Also no ones burning anything down

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 0 points 1 year ago

Rich and white.

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[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Do his hands look small? Even AI couldn't give Trump normal sized hands?

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He misread pope as rape and signed right up.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Or maybe he figured he could molest more children

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago

Someone invoke the TAKE IT DOWN act on it

[–] DBT@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This guy reminds me of that movie Little Nicky where Satan’s son comes to earth and is preaching to a church congregation (while standing in a pizza? Am I remembering this accurately?).

He even paints his face orange like the devil lol

Edit: Here it is

[–] Docandersonn@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is this how we get the Orange Catholic Bible?

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

Frank Herbert was a genius writer, and we should never forget that.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's is even happening in this country

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] aturtlesdream@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, he can be the pope if it means he is no longer president. There is slightly less damage he can do that way!

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not?

It's a made-up, nonsensical, pretend belief system. Anyone could be Pope.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago

Because you're dumb, that's why

[–] Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 year ago

What a weird cunt

[–] DCErik@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Get in the spirit of the game, people!

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

To be fair he is a molester

Wouldn’t even be in the top 5 of the worst or most immoral popes in history, which is crazy.

[–] goldenquetzal@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's distracting from the fact that he called for all Democrats to be removed from Congress. It's a smokescreen bc of how ludicrous it is.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, not news in my opinion. Sorry.

[–] quetzaldilla@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Exactly.

It's all meant to make people outraged and distracted, and we all keep falling for it.

Please let's not entertain completely absurd shit like that.

Imagine every time your boomer aunt posted that same shit Trump does on her Facebook it ended up in the news-- it's clearly delusional and giving it attention gives it validity even if it is only criticisms.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 0 points 1 year ago

More zone flooding. Ignore and move on.

[–] cyphear@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] dryfter@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Trump has said that although he was “confirmed at a Presbyterian church as a child, I now consider myself to be a non-denominational Christian.”

Uhhhh....he's not even Catholic? That's kinda a prerequisite for THE LEADER OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!

He's completely trolling, right? I mean it's gotta be cover for something happening that he wants to distract people from. He can't be that stupid that to think he can actually be Pope......can he?

He's no stranger to becoming leader of something while having no idea how it works.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't think he's trolling, I think he's just that stupid.

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[–] Bot@sub.community 0 points 1 year ago

Mr.-Having-a-good-time-ruining-everything

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