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[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

But then when you tried to stay awake sitting on this:

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Any time I get even remotely bored while needing to focus on the boring thing, I start falling asleep. I can’t help it, my brain just goes into power saving mode when it’s being forced into something completely unstimulating. I desperately wish I could harness this power, but even books about statistics or the history of the concept of zero are too interesting and will keep me up and engaged. It has to be genuine spontaneous boredom. Though the “sleep with me” podcast sometimes comes close because I can’t follow what he’s saying for more then a sentence or two at a time due to his speech patterns.

I got in trouble for falling asleep in class so frequently they made me stand in the back of the room to stay awake.

So that’s how I learned I could fall asleep standing up.. same exact nodding off behavior as while sitting.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Have you ever been diagnosed with ADHD?

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Age 5, yes.

I know that’s why but explaining to other people is easier to just describe :)

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just wanted to make sure you weren't struggling without knowing about a potential cause.

It's fairly common for adults to break down crying after a diagnosis because they realize something is actually wrong and they're not just a lazy piece of shit.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 2 points 8 months ago

Oh for sure, I appreciate the effort to help :)

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I can't process this image

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Hyper-dimensional school desk, it follows non-Euclidian geometry. If you try to cross your legs you kick yourself in the back of the head. A day earlier.

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 3 points 8 months ago

It's from Saw IV

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Who designed it? MC Escher?

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago

It’s literally a normal desk

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Try to watch TV show I enjoy with no distractions

Nap time

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Finally finish all my chores and have a moment to watch… and gone. Wake up at three in the morning. Not in bed. Get back to sleep just before the alarm. Sleep through alarm, late for work.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

How about instead you are just suddenly falling?

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

When you were watching videos on your phone and dozing off, so you put down the phone and all of a sudden you're wide awake

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 1 points 8 months ago

As a person with a long history of intermittent insomnia, I had this bad feeling last night that I'd not be able to go to sleep no matter what.

So, I did what I normally do in those situations, which is probably not the right thing, by the way. I stayed up and tried to distract myself until I forgot about that thought. It usually eventually works, but last night, I couldn't seem to forget the thought, and at about 4:30 am, I was so tired that I thought I should be able to fall asleep, regardless.

And I did fall asleep, but I think it was around 6. In retrospect, I should have just taken some medicine at midnight.

[–] Lembot_0006@programming.dev 1 points 8 months ago

Drug dealer: I have some magic sand, bro. Wanna try? Will sleep like a baby sealion.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

what's the sandman

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Every day, every night.

Except when I need to focus on a meeting, that's the point that my brain decides "I'mma start dreaming RIGHT NOW."