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[–] gex@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stuart big is a human child adopted by a family of mice from an animal shelter

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

The funny part about this is that Stuart Little is already canonically a human child. He just happens to look like a mouse.

Anyone who objects can take it up with E.B. White, I don't make the rules.

[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago
[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Cute though

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

“My little brother is different from me.”

“He just sat on the Civic Center!”

“But I prefer to think that those differences make him special.”

“200 people died!”

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

HOLY ROZZERS HE DO BE BIG

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

Oh yes Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other's houses with each other's property all day. They were a cheery lot.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Ye gods, the perfect shitpost

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

Stuart stellar mass

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

That mouse had a THOUSAND BITCHES he just didn't talk about it

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

it'd be "Large"

small > big as little > large