Why are the Nazis putting their fingers near good peoples' mouths?
this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
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Fetish? That's better than fascist.
If even half these people didn't try to closet their fetishes and sexuality I'd bet we'd be much better off.
Seriously. I bet that nasty fuck doesn't even wash his hands, either.
No no, you don't get it, there are roaming packs of dyed-haired leftists and leeessssbians sneaking around the ICE barracks and waiting for them to fall asleep and not pull the covers over their bodies entirely.
If your hand slips below the sheets, it's fair game for the purple-haired, lying ICE-finger eaters!
They clearly were armed and dangerous.
They needed to be dis-armed.
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"The enemy cannot pull the trigger if you disable his hand!"
Mallory Archer proved that's just not true....
"If I ever found myself caring what you do with your weekend, I would put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes."
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Don’t bite the hand that oppresses you?
That doesn’t sound right
I mean, that is their motto. Which is kind of weird knowing they knew ahead of time that this would be an issue in the future.
Well the future is now, and the future is terrible. Please let me go back to the 90s please!
Animals huh? I'd say biting off these nazi fucks fingers is letting them off easy for executing citizens in the streets.
“Tell me mister Anderson…what good is a gun, if you don’t have a finger?”
Aw, shit, it was his heiling hand too. Poor bastard.
who's got 3 thumbs and knows how to deal with ice getting in your face?
Bob Kelso.
If you put anything fleshy near someone's mouth you're asking to be bit, those instincts predate terrestrial vertebrates and will be heard above all others.
Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys.
Be warned, everyone, if you bite a piece of shit it'll taste like shit.
We all gotta make sacrifices
Put meat in my mouth and it will get eaten, what else did they expect?
perfect grindr bio. no comments
Its just natural instinct :)
better put that on ice
Lol nice
Hope they at least brought some BBQ sauce or something to drown out the awful taste.
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Go for their necks.
Going to need new grips or extra effort if none of them have trigger fingers left
Remember Americans, when the ICE agent has his bare fingers down your throat, you lay there and take/suck on it like a patriotic American.
And supposedly, they were denied a request for help by Minneapolis police and told to get their own help. I kind of doubt the story is true, I'm too far from the 'Cities to know. But, it would make that finger even more delicious if it was.
Maybe ICE shouldn't put their fingers anywhere near protesters.
Mmmmmm gotta love free range bacon
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