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Got wokened up by rain on the garage roof. Not much, not really enough but very welcome.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dumplings & marmalade please chef, and some coffee if it's not too much trouble.

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸฅŸ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฏโ˜•๏ธ

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Spaghetti Bolognese please! Instead of beef though, can you make the sauce out of tuna? Change accompanying flavours accordingly

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

๐ŸŸ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿ

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

out of tuna

๐Ÿคข โŒ ๐Ÿคฎ

It was actually delicious!!

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Whatever it is I'm craving but can't figure out please

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿžโ“โ“๐Ÿž

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿฐโ˜•๏ธ

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[โ€“] Railison@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Slide of toast, slice of cheese, fried egg, chilli oil ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿž๐Ÿง€๐Ÿณ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

I slept thru the night!

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Going to see David Byrne tonight. It was my Christmas present from my daughter. Very excited. It should be a good night.

[โ€“] Railison@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

I'm wicked and I'm Lazy ๐ŸŽถ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

wow

that's awesome

have a great time ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

Thank you. I will.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

We're going to shows with completely different vibes but they should both be a good time

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

I successfully distracted Mr Woof by eating a vegemite sandwich so he didn't even notice the groceries being delivered.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

transferring to new phone continues

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the excitement never ends

delivery order for cat litter done

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Cat litter orders can be very exciting. I managed to set up two different accounts with cat litter subscriptions, one of which I couldn't access so I didn't realise existed. So I was getting bags of cat litter being randomly delivered that I wasn't expecting and couldn't stop. I finally twigged that I was getting emails to a different email address and managed to stop the ghost account, but I now have about 6 months worth of cat litter stashed.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

Not a bad problem to have

Iโ€™m expecting a silly package today. Delivery via Aust Post. Usually they would have delivered by now. Where package!?

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Ran into this dog breed at the shops and had a chat to the lovely owner. It was very cute:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lhasa_Apso

Apparently they protected monks.

To my eyes the only thing it could do is yap and at worst nip your ankle.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

Combined alarm system and protection from the cold, most likely. The original self-heating blanket.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

So dramatic, I love it!! It'd be so cool to meet one!

I saw a puppy shiba inu on my drive home last night and positively squealed with delight. I hope it's in my area and I get to see it again!

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

I've had a crumby afternoon. I turned all of the random bread crusts in the freezer into breadcrumbs. Some is drying to be used later, some has been turned into stuffing. I used some of the stuffing to make three mini rolled chicken roasts and have used some for dinner.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Usually in the office we have a Spotify playlist on but today we have a commercial radio station and oh my fucking god I am so happy to be out in the warehouse most of the day. Every time I need to come up stairs my ears want to bleed at the screeching of the hosts.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

same old goddamned songs too

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I have been a tired, grumpy mess all week for some reason. Going to take tomorrow off I think. Made my first 'significant' mistake at work in 6 months on Wednesday - giving someone completely incorrect information about their account. It was noticed today and I had to fix it up. It's not like me to do that often. All the more reason to take tomorrow off. Boss already knows I've been feeling off this week so I think it's fair, especially given this error I've made.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

Definitely rest up and regroup, so far it feels like this year has been all Mondays

Aw :(( I hope you feel better soon. Things happen.

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Mistakes happen, theyโ€™ll understand. Itโ€™s more about not making the same mistake often. Rest up and go back fresh after the long weekend.

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Found some Australians in the station who were looking for the same line. I asked them if they had an iPhone because they had no money on their Suicas and they said, โ€œiPhones are for teenage girls.โ€

May I look like a teenager for another few years. I shall look into anti-aging products besides sunscreen.

Also, the airport has motorised chairs moving near the gates for passengers to use. Very, very cool.

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

Turns out Iโ€™m a teenage girl as well. Also who says that to someone trying to offer help? Oof hope they werenโ€™t that rude to the locals.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

spoilerBe careful with anti aging products, they can irritate your skin or age you prematurely if not used very carefully (and at the time you need them).

What helped me most is sunscreen and genetics. What aged me most was poor nutrition, poor sleep, brief smoking and long years of stress.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sunscreen & wilful barenness FTW. Though if somebody mistakes me for 17 they need a new optometrist

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

I tick both boxes and pulled up looking fairly young for now but 17? Ummโ€ฆ maybe from a distance. The Monet kind of distance.

[โ€“] SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Giving a shit about someone's choice of phone is wanker behaviour. I'm amazed at the dickhead Aussies I meet traveling. I forget there are people who voted for Scomo and Dutton.

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

My plans to not do much today didn't really work out. I've washed a load of sheets and of towels, vaccumed and mopped the floors, put away all the groceries that were delivered, cut up and vacuum packed three chickens for the freezer and made up 12 breakfast muffins, and made a batch of yoghurt.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

and here's a photo of an antique frame I fixed up this morning. I put in a small print by Charles Condor.

It's a scallop bevel edged glass frame with chrome plated clips.

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago

I don't understand some people. There was content gold at the end of this very expensive video part of work got made. I chopped 2 and a half minutes of other stuff off the start and made it vertical and it already started getting results before the end of the day.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 0 points 3 months ago (4 children)

New nail polished night!! Which colour should I go with? I've just taken off dark plum topped with blue/purple sparkles.

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