They had to edit the guy’s face to make him look more human
this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2026
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You could just as easily have been born in a much poorer place, in which case I’d only be feeding you to prolong the suffering. Now open up for the airplane.”
Nice sneaky jab at the ongoing genocide of Palestinians.
"Without dessert"? That's too much torture.
I love the implication in the thumbnail as well that he forces his children to have shaved heads like he does.
Cancer. He gave his kids cancer