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[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

For once, Neil wants to kiss himself on the cheek, as a friend.

Or toss his own salad like we all dream of!

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 3 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] Aufgehtsabgehts@feddit.org 4 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] stepan@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

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[–] CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] mysteryname101@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

He’s totally showing that Twitter peaks in popularity in 2019.

[–] Suttree@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Another thought to disturb a restful slumber, especially if you are vain: I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I think this comment thread is glitched out

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] Manzas@lemdro.id 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] HexagonSun@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

This guy needs to be kept away from mirrors for a while.

[–] PauloPelle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I have thought upon it and am of the mind that he posts about it, then forgets he ever posted it, and posts it again thinking it’s still the first time.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he does not read the comments and writes it again

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 1 points 2 years ago

Give him a break, it's such a witty observation after all!

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

In my opinion he disremembers it, attempting further and then writes a new entry about it.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My theory, which is mine and belongs to me, is as follows: cough He forgets, keeps on trying and then posts about it again cooooouuuuugggghh

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Narcissus DeGrasse Tyson?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

He has a stroke?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Another thought to disturb restful slumber, is that he forgets, keeps trying, and then writes up a new post about it

[–] Serpent@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] dat_fast_boi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

My theory is he doesn't remember, keeps trying to, and then makes a new post about it when he remembers

[–] Superfool@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] ecks0fa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Repeating himself over and over again, even saying it's something for narcissists, it's probably something he's struggling with himself. And it makes sense, seeing how camera horny he is. If he would do actual scientific research instead of talking about primary school science stuff on cheap TV shows. But no.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

All of Neil's insecurity and bravado stem from him not being able to kiss himself on the forehead

[–] orl0pl@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

That's actually incorrect, the light reflected by the mirror is time delayed based on 2 x the width of glass on the mirror so you are just kissing a slightly older version of you.

A world renowned scientist like neil should know better

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

What I like to think is that he forgets it is so, tries it and then makes a another post about it

[–] sazey@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I love mirrors.

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Is the image of himself in the mirror really himself or just a picture of himself? Is reality really real? ;-p

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