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[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Third dial on the left panel under the screen. Pull it up, rotate it 90 degrees counterclockwise, then push it back in.

It works, trust me.

[–] Dipbeneaththelasers@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago

Worked for me. Highly recommend.

[–] SteveTech@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sigh...

Wait for it to reboot 3 times and automatically enter recovery, Troubleshoot > Advanced Options > Command Prompt, del C:\Windows\System32\drivers\CrowdStrike\C-00000291*.sys

Is the fastest way to do this assuming no bitlocker. Also C: sometimes isn't mounted at C:, you might have to try all the letters between C: and X:, or just boot into safe mode.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

assuming no bitlocker

Lol, hope dude's got the encryption keys up there in the cockpit with him

[–] Thann@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Pull your Fedora CD out of your survival pouch, and use a paperclip to open the CD tray

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Press Right, Left, Left, Right, Up, Down, Down, Right. for 1 extra life.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

No, that’s how you lose one life.

You have to do a VFR takeoff/landing cycle up to 15 times, and then it should resolve itself

[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Try doing a barrel roll while holding the power button. Or maybe it was the konami code on the flight stick...

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

Spinnings a good trick!

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Have you tried restarting the device?

Turn off the HUD & engines, then reboot

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

Sorry pal, but the CrowdStrike causes a boot loop and safe mode won't help. What's worse is the F-35 Lightning II has all the components operated by electronic hydraulics (EHAS) and cannot be overridden unless you're an electrician and suddenly find a way to make a lot of leg room.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Just wait until it reboots a few times, then it allows you to select safe mode.