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[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I can float on water if I lay on my back..

[–] Lauchs@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Or, they only collect the dead ones from the surface. There's probably a veritable mountain of lifejacketless corpses on the silt.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of Kern river, but the undertow kills people wearing life vests too

[–] doug@lemmy.today 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait where’s the extra one come from?

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Didn't read the sign, probably drowning without a life jacket to this day