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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fine fine, it's now been coopted as being a variant of monarchy instead.

[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 0 points 5 months ago

The Czar family would have a word about that.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

Granted.

A finger curls on the paw.

Literally nothing changes in the world.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Granted. Capitalism is now cootped as a variant of facism.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

You just described America.

[–] RockBottom@feddit.org 0 points 6 months ago

Used to be vice versa. Whatever.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

Just stop mixing up economic systems and forms of government. The two interact, but they are completely different things.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Granted.

Marx was too lazy to write The Communist Manifesto.