I can't help but imagine a table full of people holding their glasses up to cheer and one person upside down with their bare ass in the air lol
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Not just a bare ass, but a bare ass with either a beer bong or a turkey baster inserted into it.
Since no one's answered the question, yes it would show up on a test.
As long as it doesn't kill you because you are bypassing your liver and stomach that way and it'd be super easy to overdo it.
That was a segment on "1,000 Ways to Die"
"Just a few glasses" with no hint of irony
But not the breath analyser right? Do they use analanalyser, or just bloodtest?
The breathalyzer tests the alcohol in the breath. An analyzer tests it...well I'll let you figure that out.
It would show up on a breathalyzer. It doesn't measure what you drank, but rather what's in your blood.
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