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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 18 points 7 months ago

"usually die of an aneurysm when they begin to learn how to use templates." I felt that.

[–] Naich@lemmings.world 6 points 7 months ago

The official mascot for C++ is an obese, diseased rat named Keith, whose hind leg is missing because it was blown off.

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Keith my man

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 4 points 7 months ago

This is my new favourite silly website, thanks!

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

For those who can read German, it's also on Stupidedia: https://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/C%2B%2B
(It's not really funny though)

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Python is really good too!

[–] goatinspace@feddit.org 2 points 7 months ago

Curly bracket language gap🥹