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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon goes hiking (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

My wife left me for a Machoke. Male standards these days are ridiculous smh

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

A Diglett unannouncedly reaped my posterior innocence

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Was out fishing one day. Thought I saw something glowing in the water, next thing you know the universe is destroyed because Lanturn decided to use 1% of its power

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

I went out at night one time, and a Banette abducted my child while my soul was being stolen by a Gengar.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

One time I got invited to go backstage after Mr Mime's show..

[–] Wilhemst@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

hey guys,

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

One time I tried washing my pikachu and had to be one month hospitalized

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Vaporeon

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

[–] Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Mewtwo called me a slur