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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

monkeys actually get aggressive when they perceive injustice... hoarder monkey would likely get beat up

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

The other monkeys would beat the hoarder to death or very close to it.

Those monkeys might be on to something there.

[–] abies_exarchia@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“We” is carrying a lot of weight here. I sure as shit wouldn’t put a misanthrope on forbes. Would you? I think only other misanthropes do that

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

i don't read forbes do they often have non-misanthropes on the cover

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

The scientists would study how the fuck the other monkeys didn't gang up and kill the hoarder