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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

The usual rules apply:

!shitty_million_dollar_ideas@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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New Typeset/Font where some Letters look the very same. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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We replace some characters with a common character, so we don't have as many of them. Basically: merging.

I recomnend: a&e, o&u, y&i for "vowels" r&l, n&m, b&d, f&s, w&t, p&c for consonants.

This will help streamlining the english language.

Example text, where letter pairs are merged into the first of the two: (The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog) Wha qoypk brown fox junpf ovar wha razy bog.

(Supercalifragilisticexpiallygocious) Foparcaryfragyryfwypaxpyarrygopioof

(Much better) Noch bawwar

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