this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2025
407 points (100.0% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

42012 readers
5116 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 20 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

The puppies I know all love eating shit.

You’re doing them a favor.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 25 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I love how the screenshot feature included the silly notches from the buttons used to activate it. Amazing coding.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 11 months ago

They just pressed them so hard it squeezed the screen in a little bit.

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Probably a screen grab from during a screen record video if that’s the case.

[–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Luckily the one at my workplace has seastars, I feel less bad

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The famous chocolate starfish Limp Bizkit named their album after

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who flavored the water, though?

[–] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do you use 3 sheets each time?

[–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 2 points 11 months ago

I used to. Now just two lol. Saving the earth a sheet at a time. In some years I'll just use my hands.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

it's like a coloring book, fill the puppy with brown crayon

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

ay on bad days there are also red dogs

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Turn that white lab into a brown lab. Or the even rarer red lab if you're strong enough.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

the Charmim bears, furious you are now stuffing something else in your ass

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Those eyes tho

[–] orockwell@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

It's a poodle, they're used to it.

[–] ekZepp_db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

Brown puppies 🐶 🐶 🐶

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I got my daughter novelty Pokemon toilet paper to encourage potty training, but we ended up using as a family it and I can't help feeling bad smearing shit across Mimikyu's face. Lol

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 11 months ago

Why do you hate kitten's so much?