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[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

no I'm not drinking, I'm eating

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE
[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

something something bottled water left in the sun something microplastics.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, I can't wait to get the coast and drink some chowder