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[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 112 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] RamRabbit@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, that is an old one too!

[–] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] fractal618@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Back when, a coworker brought the team a dozen fresh donuts every Friday, and it was awesome!

We later found out that this shop he always went to (small family owned) was one of the few that still did a bakers dozen, and he took it as a chef tax/finder's fee driving to work.

So, naturally, we started calling it a bastard's dozen. 🤣