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[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This has to be satire, it has to be.

Even an alien trying to blend in with humans wouldn't write like this.

Also, learn how to properly format quotation marks, you silly goose.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just looked up her LinkedIn profile, and it appears to be 100% not satire

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can't 😭😭😭😭😭

There's only one explanation that makes sense. Their child is a chatbot.