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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon doesn't have a plan (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

yeah, this is likely more a case of fighting/ignoring mom and dad and them finally bringing down the banhammer.

or maybe mom and dad want to fucking retire... god forbid! since if he is 38 they are most likely 65+

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

yeah, this is likely more a case of fighting/ignoring mom and dad and them finally bringing down the banhammer

The ban hammer is contraception. But of course mommy and daddy love it raw. Now its your problem.