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Why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo (lemmy.today)
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clownboybebop writes:

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don't get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn't you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

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[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now I want to try scrubbing bottles with them. You could probably have a while YouTube channel about cleaning vessels with various mammals.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nah, it has to be some sort of burrowing animal; otherwise you get accusations of animal cruelty. Burrowers will happily leap into and out of the vessels themselves.

If ferrets had bristly fur they'd be the best pipe cleaners.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 22 hours ago

A burrowing owl?