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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Do what we used to do in the 2000s during highschool; you tuck the wires into your shirt and put the player in your bra. Teachers can't see it if you got long hair too.

If you're not wearing a bra, you're shit outta luck mate

[–] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's what duct tape is for lol

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Duct tape it to your balls! Yolo!

Spud. I have a chest lol

[–] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm genetically inferior in that regard and have no need for a bra. I need to hope I'm wearing a polo shirt with a chest pocket

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bras are gender neutral. You can hide so many secrets in them. They should be standard attire for everyone, regardless of sex or gender.

[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago

could wear a "bro"