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I got an MP3 player off Aliexpress and it has been great so far, but it reintroduces a problem with wired headphones science still hasn't been able to solve:
How do you manage listening to something with wired headphones when you have to sit down on the toilet?
You hold the device in your non wiping hand or put it in your pocket. Unless your ears are near your crack hole I don't see a problem. Personally I don't need music to shit.
Or maybe you could lay the mp3 down on your undies like a hammock.
Do what we used to do in the 2000s during highschool; you tuck the wires into your shirt and put the player in your bra. Teachers can't see it if you got long hair too.
If you're not wearing a bra, you're shit outta luck mate
I'm genetically inferior in that regard and have no need for a bra. I need to hope I'm wearing a polo shirt with a chest pocket
Bras are gender neutral. You can hide so many secrets in them. They should be standard attire for everyone, regardless of sex or gender.
could wear a "bro"
That's what duct tape is for lol
Duct tape it to your balls! Yolo!
Spud. I have a chest lol