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Can we just do Lilith? It would make sense for her to be a trans woman since she wasn't born with woman parts.
Since Eve was cloned from Adam but didn't have a clay penis surgically attached like he did I think she's just she.
You can tell Lilith was a trans woman because of her name
i like my mythology as confusing as possible. eve started out as a penisbone (from adam's clay penis, or clenis) so she was created as a trans man. but she had no clenis, so that makes her genetically female (since adam was assigned female at first breath up until he got that clenis, an adam clone would also be afab until they got however many clenises they want. it's mythology remember)
Lilith was cursed because she quite sensibly refused to have anything to do with clay penis or penisbones.
Basically all their god does is sit around making clenises and seeing who wants one. He got rejected too many times about his clenis scheme (it's kind of weird. and messy) so now he's a war god. All those spare clenises make good clubs. Well, at least the Tiny sized ones do (they're the size of a guy named Tiny. use your imagination).
adam and eve were cast out of the garden of eden not because they ate the wrong fruit but because they stole their god's stash of penisbones as a prank.
also "from adam's clay penis" sounds like a terrible album name i might have to use it for a song instead.