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Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career (boingboing.net)

submitted 1 week ago by irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] printerhell@lemmy.today 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Rant: I hate these fucking machines. Cvs installed them near me for their pharmacy. But of course you have to use the on-screen keyboard to type in your name and birthdate. Nobody in line. The machines are so frustrating to use. At least provide a keyboard.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

I'm qwe tyuiop and I was born on 1/1/2000

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 1 week ago

ergo split mech 40% or nothing, CVS

[–] cavitationfetishist01@quokk.au 3 points 1 week ago

Lie cheat steal. Every time.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

At the CVS I frequent, while I'm typing in my details on those tablets, the pharmacists will greet me by name while they wait.