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I want to know EXACTLY how much masturbation makes one's "penis not work" but i suspect it differs from person to person.
Perhaps the first monks were people who wanked once and then went "oh no.... Oh no no no"
It doesn’t. Bro has ED and wants to blame it on porn and masterbation.
You get that from porn and masturbation. Where else do you think he has gotten it from, or where do you think people usually get it from?
Old age where your body stops functioning properly.
You also don't have to be a gymnast to get back pain.
Young people can get ED from excessive porn use. What do you gain from lying about this?
Hence why it is laughable that you're presenting old age as the only route to ED
No they can't, get a job
You're pathetic and porn addicted
Your weird puritanical repression is your own problem and does fuck all to support your insane claims
As an ex porn addict, if you have "ED" from porn specifically, its a mental thing. I had an issue where my wife and i couldnt get anything done (because i was masturbating just fine 4x a day)
Simply dont do that or stick to >once a day and youll be aight. Maybe do some exercise and eat well, jerk off without porn, etc
I agree. From my experience with maturation, the less you master bate, the better an erection is. And the less porn you use.
The amount is none because that's not how penises work