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Some stinky ass farts coming from an all egg and beef diet.
Don't worry. You and everyone you know is chain-smoking cigarettes all the time. Nobody will notice.
The good ol days
Cigarettes used to make me need to shit really bad. I can't even imagine combining that with the Vogue diet of a boiled egg, glass of wine and black coffee. Sounds like a recipe for a day on the toilet!
I think we cracked the code. This "diet" is just bulimia with extra steps.
Yup, out the tail pipe instead of facing the toilet.
It was in fashion at the time. The all important question of "Do you fart with that ass?" was finally silenced for one glorious year.
Silenced, but still deadly.
Not a single vegetable or fruit either (because of course I'm not counting the wine or lemon juice.) At least throw in some celery for fiber.