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[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Yeah, its pretty obvious peoppe are lying anout Santa once you realize the North Pole has no land.

Santa clearly is from the South Pole.

Pretty genius actually, getting people to look for him on the opposite side of the planet.

[–] eyekaytee@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

TIL the north pole has no land

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It doesn't have land, but it does have ice. People have walked to it from Canada.