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he must be frightened to think about cocoa trees!
or genetically modifying trees to grow whatever you want!!!!! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
This is the best part lmao. This guy not knowing chocolate's main and defining ingredient does actually grow on trees is peak reddit atheist
replace the choco with cocoa lol
Man you should be charging reddit rent to be living in your head like this. Greentext is 4chan.
I know the meme arrows come from 4chan dude. But this is Reddit atheist behavior. Bro is probably the author of the "euphoric" quote
I get what you mean. Reddit Atheist is an archetype not a filing category. One can be Reddit Atheist without even making contact with a reddit
Exactly ! I was one for a brief period, so I'd know !
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Still waiting on my sausage tree
...will spaghetti do in a pinch?..