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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon likes a woman (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] flandish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

this also works for sandwiches. enjoy every sandwich.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do my man, every damn one

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just don't make the mistake of fucking your sandwiches.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

What if it's an Amazing Fucking sandwich

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Then I hope you enjoy the taste of your own dick

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Nothing wrong with a little seasoning